Love and kindness, love and kindness,

for sale for just a tragedy.

Love and kindness, Love and kindness,
there is only room for a few.

Who wants to buy my love and kindness?
Rarely can you get it these days?

Are you the lonely,
the sad,
the misunderstood,
a grumpy old man that could be good,
if only he had some love and kindness?

If it is true,
that this is you,
then you'll be glad fate brought you here,
on the corner of Lonely Drive and Sorrow Road,
because this is the deal for you.

One tragedy,
is all you need,
and you'll have love and kindness,